Mind Master Pillows

I'd say you've got assertivity issues

"The doctor is a paranoia specialist -- He can't be bothered with self-esteem cases."

Man and brain

The Reverse Psychologist

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Meditation

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Showoff"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

Tree Pose To Support

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

As soon as I've extinguished my ego, I'm going to take some "me" time.

What're you doing today, Darlene? Power relaxing. 9 to 10:15 I'm reading the paper. 10:20 to 11:30 I'm getting my nails done while reading Catch 22 for my books club. 11:45 to 1, I'm eating lunch, catching up on calls, paying bills then kicking back on the couch from 1 to 1:15. The afternoon is sheer bliss. Yoga from 2-3, Pilates from 3-4, massage from 4-5, meditation 5-6. Now move. Please now! You're interfering with my relaxing. How the type-A spend their Sundays. 10:02, bathroom break. Everyo

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

'Why am I such a grouch?'

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Grief counselling'