Mindful Masters Pillows

"Try thinking about something else."

"Do you realize your lips move when you meditate?"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Fight or Flight

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Meditation

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

'Want to make it two out of three?'

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'He hasn't been the same since the Goodyear blimp sneaked up behind him.'

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."