Mindful Masters Gifts

"Try thinking about something else."

"Do you realize your lips move when you meditate?"

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

Fight or Flight

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"I keep telling myself I've got to slow down."

Meditation

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

"Showoff"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'It was at this point that the executive group began its hatha flow retreats.'

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

'Want to make it two out of three?'

"Look! A dying brain cell! Maybe we should help!...."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"Maybe this isn't the right heartless monolithic corporation for you."

Tree Pose To Support

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'A bachelor's? Big deal - I have a MASTER'S degree in enlightenment!'