Mindfulness Masters Gifts

Therapist gets left with a patient's anxiety problems after helping them.

Psychiatry. I'm not fooling anybody but myself? Well, that's a start!

Man can levitate but can't hold fingers properly.

Where your mind & battle are los

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Turn, turn and turn.

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"Oh, great - They changed the Meaning of Life again."

Fight or Flight

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Try thinking about something else."

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

What else is there to wish for?

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

'I love it here. It really floats my boat.'

My God, I need to fart.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Are we there yet? Huh? Have we achieved Nirvana yet? Huh, have we?'

"Yet she never gains an ounce."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Meditation

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

The power of now

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.