Mindful Maestro Gifts

Man with a button on his head.

Paranoia! Just around the corner!

'Ahhhh...It's such a beautiful morning outside...the sun is shining...the birds are singing....'

Get Over Yourself!

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

Surfing the daily stress

Fight or Flight

"Try thinking about something else."

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Meditation

"Showoff"

Guru.

Need an elevated state of mind too!

Behind the Scenes of Your Wednesday Night Yoga Class

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"... and this is Carol’s stupid meditation room."

'What do you mean, the chart resembles an iceberg?'

How to identify the alarming mood swings of male menopause.

Anger Management: Breathe in and Breathe out.

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

"Yes, it's sort of a yearning disability."

'I warned him about thinking the unthinkable!'

Computer Music

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

Herb has a brief but intense near-life experience.

'Grief counselling'

The central metaphor of her novel was a fly.

"I am staying ‘present,’ and presently she’s annoying me!"

"That's the Ommbudsman."