Mindset Maestro Gifts

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

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I have to get the Positive Thinker...

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

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He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Performance Management: "We decided to get rid of the stick and just use the carrots."

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

Mood swings: Swing 1 - 'Looks like it's going to be another wonderful day!' Swing 2 - 'Who CARES link brain! I hope it rains acid!!' Swing 3 - 'I think i'm going to CRRRY!'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

"I can't hold it together much longer. . . If Bradley doesn't wipe that smug, self-satisfied smirk off his face soon, I swear I'll kill him."

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

"Time heals all wounds. It also kills every living thing."

"This isn't a bad time to be out of touch with reality."

'Honey. . . I'm ommmmmmmmmmmmmmm.'

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"I'm worried that I'm the only one who constantly gets anxiety attacks..."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

'You have clinical lycanthropy. It's a psychiatric syndrome in which a person has a delusion that they are an animal.'

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