Mindset Guru Gifts

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

"I shall choose to be happy."

Where your mind & battle are los

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

'...when did you first get these feelings of wanting to be a psychiatrist?'

'Don't just sit there thinking. Meditate.'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Have you ever thought of just knocking this 'half-empty glass' OFF the counter?"

'Come on, come on, let's work together!'

"At least with math and physics you sometimes find the answer."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

The art of yoga is the power of the mind.

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

"I'd like to be a shake-it-off kind of person, but I'm more of a cling-to-it-and-focus-on-it-until-it's-irrevocably-weaved-into-my-psyche sort of gal."

Spoiler alert: most of my presentation is actually a series of trigger warnings.

"That's good. Now extend the fingers and lose the attitude."

"You must learn to let go."

"I'm trying to achieve total harmony of body, mind, and cash-flow."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"You emptied your mind already? That was quick."

"Ever since I started Yoga, I don't freeze up as much."

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

'I think you've managed learning to cope almost too well.'

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

Peace. Love. Light

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

"You must try to relax more"

"So, you're the new guy. My sources tell me you bring a lot to the mat."