Mindset Gifts

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

YOLO vs YODO

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Try not to think of them just as a 'customer' but rather as your only chance of paying your mortgage and putting food on your plate."

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The Three Kinds of People

Sign - CAN DO "I like your attitude, Harris."

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

'You cant do anything these days without someone suspecting your motives. . . there is only one way out. . . inaction.'

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

'No, not your Uncle Sam. The Uncle Sam.'

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

The little search engine: I think I can, I know I can.

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

"That's your tiny house!"

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

Theirs and Theirs

'Wow, excellent turnout.'

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

'Think like a panther.'

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."

'Great idea Sir!'

Consternation/Control

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'

Saluting reflection.

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

'I used to be an old fogey, but now I'm post-modern!'