Mindset Specialist Gifts

"A pessimist thinks that we've already arrived."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

YOLO vs YODO

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

I have to get the Positive Thinker...

'This is what happens when we give up our resistance to change.'

The Three Kinds of People

He tried to be positive, no matter the atmosphere.

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

A gorilla at a cocktail party thinking to himself "Fake it 'til make it".

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

Garden Sudoku

"Half-full. Those were the days."

"Half Empty. Half Empty. Half Empty-"

"Are we pessimists and our stomachs are half empty or optimists and our stomachs are half full?"

'I'm a billionaire, but I think like a millionaire.'

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

'An OPTIMIST thinks that we're moving towards the best of all possible worlds - a PESSIMIST thinks that we've already arrived.'

A rock, a little wiggle room, and a Hard Place.

"Instead, I went with an ingratitude list."

"And how does that make you feel about your father?"

"Why do you always get to be 'half-full' and I have to be 'half empty'!?"

Half full head of hair, half empty head of hair.

'How to Make Total and Humiliating Failure Work for YOU!'

"When I walk into a room it goes quiet..."

"My approach to psychiatry is that all these problems are caused by viruses."

'If you don't mind, my P.R. agent will sit in on this.'

"I'm working to change my mindset on January."

'I'm having an energy crisis.'

"Bob has always been more comfortable thinking inside the box."

"I shall choose to be happy."

Why Me? - Why Not?

'No problem -- instead of thinking of yourself as a klutz, think of yourself as a performance artist!'

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."