Mindset Maven Gifts

Thinking Gears

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

YOLO vs YODO

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Time Out For Teddy

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

The Three Kinds of People

Human Brain

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Man carrying his boss.

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."

The worker/the man who monitors the worker/the man who wrote the draft policy guidelines on how to monitor the man monitoring the worker.

"Returning to standard time is always difficult. I gain an hour of worrying."

'There's an absence of leadership in this authority,we need to explore the possibility of thinking about setting up a sub-committee to look into it.'

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Team Leader

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

"They always fall for the old 'high-impact yoga' trick!"

'Office of not much budget, and even less management! Yomp speaking!'

"What kind of crazy management scheme is this?"