Mindful Maven Gifts

"May I remind you that my core worth as a human being remains constant, and isn't tied to external validation."

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

Anxiety/More Anxiety

'You've cured my insufferable conceit, Doc -- now I'm perfect!'

"My emotional baggage is knockoff."

'Do you ever get the feeling that true inner peace is more darn trouble than it's worth?'

"You should never engage in unsupervised introspection."

Slow down!

Worry now pay later...

"Hmm...this is an extreme case...!"

In case of anxiety break glass

Self-Help, Self-Hurt, and Cooking Books.

"Too much caution can take all the fun out of life." "Mind if I get a second opinion?"

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'I'm exhausted from too much enlightened skepticism, fresh perspective thinking, intellectual challenges and independent ideas. What I need is some simple cliche living!'

"Don't worry, you're not alone. There are millions of insignificant, boring, ineffectual people like you..."

Brain and heart sweep away the negative

'Can you cure my identity crisis?'

Male Answer Syndrome Member Addresses an Attention-Deficit Support Group

'You have to learn to accept the things you can't change.', 'Even Geraldo?'

"But do you feel invisible?"

Where does one go to escape the crazy voices? Personally, I go home.

I feel that you've built a wall around yourself, Al.

He's been like that for hours - I think he's binge meditating.

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

"Darling, where did we go wrong?"

"I'm tired of letting everyone pull my strings."

"Westwood psychiatric group... How may I direct your cry for help?"

"Zhang, tell Larry and Denise that little anecdote about you experiencing an inner-stillness from understanding the unity of all existence."

"Have you ever thought of your needs first?"

Thinking Gears

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"