Mind Game Maven Gifts

'Alright I want a clean match. No sighing, finger-tapping or stink-eyeing!'

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Apples for sale

Thinking Gears

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"National security adviser"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"And this is our media room."

"#Win!"

Creative department

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'