Mind Matters Maven Gifts

"Maybe I'm just making a mountain out of a molehill. I do that a lot."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Thinking Gears

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"National security adviser"

"And this is our media room."

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Reporter #6: television.

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

'Very well, I'll introduce you. Ego, meet ID. Now get back to work.'

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"A newspaper has a responsibility to ensure that its readers are fully informed."