Money Matters Maven Gifts

"So basically you'll loan me the money if I can prove that I don't need it."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Money vs Art.

'You can't win — every time we earn a little overtime, it gets eaten up by inflation!'

'Careful, I took a tenner out of that, and ten pounds came out of my account.'

Community Bailout.

The Inflation of the Dollar.

Every man is innocent until proven broke.

Savings & Loan has sign: Our lease has expired. All money must go.

Economic Prosperity

"If this household was a private company the government would be balling us out."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.