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"So basically you'll loan me the money if I can prove that I don't need it."

"I'm not sure if that bill is correct or not, sir. We just throw a bunch of charges on there to see which ones stick."

Money vs Art.

'You can't win — every time we earn a little overtime, it gets eaten up by inflation!'

'Careful, I took a tenner out of that, and ten pounds came out of my account.'

Community Bailout.

The Inflation of the Dollar.

Every man is innocent until proven broke.

Savings & Loan has sign: Our lease has expired. All money must go.

Economic Prosperity

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

"It's been unanimously decided that we don't like this table. Could you show us another model?"

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Investments.

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'