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'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

'Y'know, the cost of living has stayed the same for the past twenty years...' 'Ten percent more than I earn!'

'Does my take-home pay have to go all the way home?'

'The rich get richer, the poorer get poorer..' '..And the comfortably off stay comfortably off!'

"I married him for his money.

Uncle Sam

Great Chinese Dynasties

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

'That concludes the annual report, I will now fend off questions from the stockholders.'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

The End is Nigh

"AXP 0.78, AIG 1.12, T 2.63. . ."

Investments.

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."