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"I'm outa here, guys. Remember, last one out the door takes out the junk bonds."

"Someplace where the currency has already melted down."

"You appear to understand vanilla mezzanine synthetic CDO - let me try again..."

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Made in China

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St