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The Euro.

Emu in tatters.

The day the stock market went UP.

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Made in China

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.