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The Way of the Euro?

Money and Football

Great Chinese Dynasties

Watering Money

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

'Mixed news from the federal reserve...interest rates will drop on savings but will go up on loans.'

'Better brace yourself. It looks as though your broker's now equipping your monthly statement with crumple zones.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

"If I'm such a poor risk, how did I get so deep into debt?"

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

Wow thanks, a cheque for $500M made out to 'small business'.

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'First, the Rules of Engagement for this meeting ...'

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

Investments.

'I think it's time to reboot your fiscal compass.'

A wiser and a better man

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

The Cattle show Week.

'This is all without rhyme or reason.'