Money-wise Maven Gifts

"Harold is back. He couldn't stand my 'selling low' in our stock portfolio!"

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Great Chinese Dynasties

Apples for sale

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

"Wild-caught, farm-raised, lab-grown, beach-found, or aquarium-harvested."

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

"I'm teaching him to rollover my 401 (k)."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'