Money Management Maven Gifts

'Okay, but just for argument's sake, let's say that it is the bank's business to know what you want the money for.'

"It was the least the bank could do - after forcing has to cut off her credit cards."

What do you have in mind? Something for nothing!

Post Office. People seem to be reading a lot more these days --- I get a lot of letters that start out "In going over my books

'Are you kidding, you credit's better than ours.'

Sorting out Bills.

Cash Only QUIK SHOP: NO checks! NO credit! NO coupons! NO small talk!

"It's my bad time of the month for me I'm afraid. It's when my credit card bill arrives."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

The day the stock market went UP.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Great Chinese Dynasties

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"#Win!"

'You're close, Spencer, but usually a business plan is a little more involved!'

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Don't worry about it. If at first we don't succeed, we can do it later and get paid time-and-a-half for it.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.