Manner Maven Gifts

"Excuse you. Don't embarrass me in public."

"Secondhard carbs"

"Did you wipe your feet?"

Hey, where are your manners? The squirrel pelt goes on your lap!

Stop chewing with your mouth closed – it's disturbing.

'For goodness sake, don't put your knife in your mouth. But my fork leaks.'

'-nobody has any manners nowadays,do they!'

"At least take your hat off indoors!"

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Absolutely not!"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Failure/Due Diligence

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Too much for the school run?'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.