Methodology Maven Gifts

'Or we can go with trial-and-error.'

"You question my methodology? Perhaps you should question your questionology."

Failure/Due Diligence

Jack of all trades

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

"I'm razzled, but not dazzled."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Absolutely not!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"One of the most compelling graphic presentations I've ever seen!"

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

'Let's keep in mind that although quitters never win, they often manage to avoid litigation.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Too much for the school run?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'