Organization Maven Gifts

Working Time Machine: 'Hmmm...but where would I put it?'

"A wooden leg, Buck? You're storing a wooden leg?!" Karen knew better than to marry a packrat.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

Jack of all trades

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Direct Marketing...

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

Trade Show Sherpas

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."