Design Maven Gifts

'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Absolutely not!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Failure/Due Diligence

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Too much for the school run?'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."