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'We finally came up with a cubicle design that really works.'

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"Absolutely not!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

Failure/Due Diligence

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Too much for the school run?'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

The Dandy

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Man carrying his boss.