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How to read the dress code?

'Well, I find it intimidating. I mean, any minute they could fall down completely!'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

Supermodel Katrine enjoys a quiet moment alone with her legs.

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Woman in Floral Outfit leaving Flower Show.

Little black dress.

"Relax, the invitation clearly says smart casual."

'If you ask me, we're just a couple of fashion accessories.'

"You'll have to bear with me. I just went from seersucker to tweed."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'I brought my wife. She chooses what I wear.'

'Kelly is a total slut. It doesn't even look like she's wearing underwear.'

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"Where's the Nobel for fashion?"

'I'm thinking of going back to a jacket and tie. I'm tired of being in style.'

"They are so cute, and anything has to be more comfortable than these. Where did you get them?"

49% L.L. Bean / 49% I.B.M. / 2% whimsy

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Hi. Obviously, I'm betting everything on the watch."

'Well, I heard the lived-in look is all the rage.'

'The hairy look is just so passe.'

"Living in the moment is nice, but I prefer living in Gucci."

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

A Guide to Beards...

Old woman in fabric shop

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Perhaps this one, sir."

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"Do you ever get the feeling that you're forgetting something?"

"I'm on Fendi and Prada, and heading toward Louis."

"Oh and, incidentally, Whit, I'm afraid there's room for only one haircut like this around here."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

"Are you in a Miyake or did you just sleep in your dress?"

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