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Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

"Absolutely not!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Too much for the school run?'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

The Dandy

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

How to read the dress code?

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

Sir Cecil Beaton

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"Myrna, I've always loved you in animal prints."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'