Clothes Maven Mugs

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Kroft, Kroft, Kroft...to thine own demographic be true!'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Absolutely not!"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Too much for the school run?'

Dolores is so avant garde.

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

The Dandy

How to read the dress code?

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

'I'm sorry, what were you saying? I was busy critiquing your outfit?'

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

Sir Cecil Beaton

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."