Fashion Maven Mugs

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"A little less West Coast this time, Eddie."

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"It's vintage."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

The image consultant recommended a change of name

"Call me old fashioned, but when a girl has more tattoos than I have..."

"Jesus, some of us Apostles think we can attract a younger crowd if we are more relevant."

Peacock hat

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Have you no common scents?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Scarf puts hat back on.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Upper West Side Story

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

"This is off our first TikTok."

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Suits 50% Off

Boarway Show

Markets and Marketabilityby Jane Austen

"I ask you, what would life be like without similes?"

'A mind is a terrible thing to make up.'

"Nice. Got this in camo?"

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

"I didn't even know Smallville had a set!"

'Feeeeeeeeed me, Seymooooooooor.'

"I appreciate you have a real passion for music Mr Hibberd. . . but I can see you're going to struggle with the piano."