Fashion Maven Mugs

"I have to always remind myself, 'judge the shoes, not the person'."

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Great choice. This one's a classic!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"A little less West Coast this time, Eddie."

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Gee, I'd love to, but my espadrilles are in storage."

"It's vintage."

No, I'm afraid we don't sell underwire briefs.

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

The image consultant recommended a change of name

"Call me old fashioned, but when a girl has more tattoos than I have..."

"Jesus, some of us Apostles think we can attract a younger crowd if we are more relevant."

Peacock hat

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Have you no common scents?!'

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

Scarf puts hat back on.

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

Upper West Side Story

"This is off our first TikTok."

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Ok, who's been playing rap music in front of the bird?!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

Suits 50% Off

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

Nick Cave

Boarway Show