Style Mavens Mugs

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Absolutely not!"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Have you no common scents?!'

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Too much for the school run?'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

The Dandy

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

How to read the dress code?

The Cattle show Week.

"Did you see that trimmed-up earlier than thou look on her face, just then?"

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

'I'm just curious, which one of you was dropped off by their boyfriend on a really fast motorcycle?'

'Just tell me. You don't need to drag that out every time I ask how I look.'

"I have to start thinking out of the box."

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

World Exhibition - At the Champs-Élysées - from 3 to 6 o'clock, great exhibition of petticoats

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'