Matching Outfits Mavens Mugs

Do you look like your pet ?

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We have the exact same taste."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'I'm an atheist!'

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

"It's very indoorsy."

Solidarity.

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Romance in Yellow

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

Couple in Green

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

Woman and Dog Wearing Same Outfit.

"I've called this meeting to discuss the high level of absenteeism within this company!"

Lost glasses,

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

Gym'll Fix it

'So are you folks together?'

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."

Magazine Section at Shops

"You guys have sold me wrong parts three times! Your ad says 'Auto y Rod employees are the friendliest experts in town.' What can we do about this?"