Matching Outfits Mavens Gifts

Do you look like your pet ?

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We have the exact same taste."

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'I'm an atheist!'

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

'We're in a fantasy team owners' league, we locked out our players and came here to yuck it up.'

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"Wife and two hernias to support!"

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Bert makes a fashion statement...'You look like an idiot!'

Solidarity.

My wife! My best friend! My matching tracksuit!

"It's very indoorsy."

"We're becoming very similar in a lot of ways."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

Romance in Yellow

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

Couple in Green

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'So are you folks together?'

"Once. Just once I'd like to pick out my own outfit for work."

Lost glasses,

Gym'll Fix it

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'

"I've called this meeting to discuss the high level of absenteeism within this company!"

"There's gotta be a way of attracting the ladies that isn't so %$#@ exhausting."

Woman and Dog Wearing Same Outfit.

"It's extremely flexible. You can wear it as comfortably to Yom Kippur services as out on a date with a shiksa."

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