Quirky Style Mavens Gifts

"It's something new, it's a hat-top."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Medieval headlines.

Hairstyles

'No-one buys these stylish frames for their eyes, usually it's for their Facebook photo's.'

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

If this van's a rockin'...

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

In case he wore pants that weren't gaudy enough for golf, Len kept some cans of spray paint in his bag.

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

Do you look like your pet ?

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

The Beckhams reveal their coordinated World Cup tattoo, hairstyle and outfits for 2010.

"It's vintage."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

The Senior Fashionista

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'