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"It's something new, it's a hat-top."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

'I'm an atheist!'

"Hi,Honey - I'm Homeboy."

Medieval headlines.

Hairstyles

David wasn't sure about the idea of having denim curtains.

'He always said he wouldn't be seen dead with his shirt outside his trousers - he'll be livid.'

"You fit in. You just don't match."

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

"Gotta go. My ten o'clock is here."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

'All those opposed, signify by using the usual sign.'

"Even on the internet my Mom shops til she drops"

Beard, socks and sandals.

Do you look like your pet ?

"It's vintage."

"All in favor of toupees, say aye."

'Miss Smith, your wardrobe is playing havoc with my blood pressure.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

Space Turkey Aliens visit a family on Thanksgiving.

The Senior Fashionista

"I'm glad I found the time to join this meeting, otherwise we wouldn't see each other in years!"

'Innovation is a way of life with him.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'I need a haircut...maybe I should enlist.'