Minimalist Mavens T-Shirts

Look at all our kids' clothing! Sneakers made in Vietnam. Pants from China. Sweaters from Thailand. Sports gear from Macau! They don't need so much stuff!! One obvious rule will stop all this consumerism. Good idea! Kids! From now on

(Camel paintings)

"Too 'Book of Genesis'?"

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Lego Haircut

Coming Soon! More Stuff You Could Live Without!

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

'At least I never have to straighten it out.'

'Ed is a man of few words. And few letters.'

Medieval headlines.

New from Low-Key Press.

'The difference between the sexes...First Contact...'

Only a few things are really important, most things are not.

'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

Categories are the key to organizing.

"Wouldn't it be nice to slip into a simple little black number for a change?"

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

Castle Efficiency

"I recently read 'The Life-Changing Magic of Tidying Up'. It's changed my life, minion."

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Horn of Plenty.

Open-Plan Psychiatry

Just along for the ride.

"You idiot! It's all bare walls and Ikea these days."

"He's so ostentatious about how un-ostentatious he is."

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

"You’ll get nothingness and like it."

'It's amazing how big your office feels when you go paperless.'

'I love nuts - except for all the excess packaging.'

Randall shows his support of the tiny house movement...

'I prefer it this way.'