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Summer Decorating

Muriel's over-curated life

"I got rid of all the excess in my life."

Categories are the key to organizing.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

She left and took everything - leaving the house far more echo-friendly.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"Can you show us something even tinier?"

Castle Efficiency

"We only celebrate Christmas a little."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Maybe your purpose in life is to have a well-organized sock drawer."

'It's intimidating that you don't decorate your office.'

"I need a pitchfork that's just a pitchfork."

La Vie en Beige

"Yes, I know it looks like a blank canvas. . . I call it apathy!"

Open-Plan Psychiatry

"We're simplifying our lives."

Jack of all trades

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Drool Marks

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

Man carrying his boss.

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'