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Jack of all trades

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Absolutely not!"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

Designer Kangaroo Pocket

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

Corporate Team Building. Team. Hey, everybody, I've just been told our CEO fled the country while we've been doing our truth exercises.

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"Just go with the workflow."

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

'Too much for the school run?'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

Man carrying his boss.

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

The Dandy