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How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

Jack of all trades

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'A few more years in this job and you'll learn how to delegate stress.'

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

People in the mirror may be more attractive than they appear.

"We were able to retire 6 years early by canceling cable & eliminating anything fun."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"Does anyone here have a clue what it is we used to get?"

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Absolutely not!"

"I don't have to be a team player, Crawford. I'm the team owner."

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"It's black, but it's not New York black."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

'Sorry to interrupt Dixon - but this is not what I meant when I said this company needed more blue-sky thinking!'

Dolores is so avant garde.

"Someone, call the office and see if we can get a fresh carrot."

'Too much for the school run?'

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"First of all, let me commend everyone on the teamwork displayed on this icebreaker. Secondly, let me apologize for some of the motivational language I used during this session..."

"My pillow mania got out of control so I'm limiting myself to just one at a time."

Man carrying his boss.

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"I want something in which to vote for Mrs. Luce."

The Dandy

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Despite years of management training john still found it difficult to give negative feedback."