Modernist Maven T-Shirts

"Oh look - a Bauhaus Bird Box."

'There were bound to be some objectors.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Like that?"

'Wow, talk about genius!'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

Who Wore It Best?

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

'My crystal ball is in the shop. Pick a fortune cookie.'

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

Moderne Auction Today - This end up!

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Leisure Editor

"In this piece, the price clearly does not reflect what the artist is trying to say."

C Day Lewis.

"Last chance, or Max here has ways of making you talk."