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"Trigger Warning."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

So Far So Good

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Who Wore It Best?

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

Bleak House

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Leisure Editor

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

Women's and men's magazines.

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Doctor handing cell phone to patient: 'Here, take this and call me in the morning.'