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"Trigger Warning."

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"We think we got some good CT scans, but unfortunately they're encrypted and our I.T. guy is on vacation this week."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

So Far So Good

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

Celebrity Gavin Henson

Who Wore It Best?

'I wasn't responding well to the pills but my doctor finally got my mood stabilized.'

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Leisure Editor

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

"I knew there was something wrong when he stopped reading the obituaries."

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

Bleak House

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'It seems with every year my hot flashes get worse.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

Women's and men's magazines.

'It's a gadget for buying gadgets over the net.'

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

"Here's a free tip for you, kid: learn how to brood. Most people in the world mistake it for depth."