Society Maven Pillows

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Muscles

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

"Yes, social media's a great way to express your opinions - shame you feel 'ignored and unappreciated by an aloof, faceless boss' - but that's because I haven't a clue who you are or what you do around here!"

"Will follow you on social media for food."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

"We need to create more hashtag-worthy moments."

Leonardo Da Vinci paints a selfie

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'Let us pray...'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"When it comes to online marketing, I'm puzzled."

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

"Arthur, I need my space."

"The incessant chatter was driving me crackers, so I got him his own twitter account."

Cheer up – at least #et_tu is trending.

Donald Trump

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Twitter that!

The sunglasses.