Magazine Maven Pillows

'If this doctor can't keep up with the latest magazines, how can he keep up with the latest medical journals?'

"I've read so much about your work in magazines that our neighbor leaves in the trash room for recycling."

'He's not a patient. He's an antique collector. He's interested in the magazines in our waiting room.'

'No,I'm not here to see the doctor,just the magazines.'

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers

'I'm afraid we don't keep magazines that long- Why don't you try a doctor's office?'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Never read it - too much gloom and doom in it for me!'

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

'A loyal dog does not p*** on his master's Hustler!' - 'S***, I thought it was Playboy.'

'It's a salesman selling seven year old magazines for your waiting room.'

Celebrity Gavin Henson

If magazines were like art galleries: cartoon with footnotes and manifesto

The eighty-five year old half-blind man that always ran the paper shop had taken his first day off in thirty-five years'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Leisure Editor

"I must have eaten something bad. I've been going to the bathroom all day."

Cat sleeps near his magazine rack with magazines named Play-toy and Good Mousekeeping.

"I'd like the 'Railway Times' magazine, please."

Who Wore It Best?

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

"I'm sure it was just an oversight, sir, but your subscription to 'Time' has lapsed."

"Herb reads 'Fortune' and 'Sports Illustrated', and I read 'Time' and 'Life'. That way we get the over-all picture."

"Who am I to question our government's policies? I'll tell you who I am! I'm Bernard A. Nesbitt, who reads the 'Times,' the 'Wall Street Journal,' the 'Post,' 'Newsweek,' 'Time,' 'Business Week,' 'U.S.News & World Report,' 'Look,' 'Life,' and 'Saturday Evening Post.' That's who I am!"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"Judging from the position of the body and the blunt trauma evidenced there on the head and neck, it's clear that the weight of all those back issues of the New Yorker came crashing down..."

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

"There's a great article in here about how to keep people off your furniture."

Magazine: Pseudo-Scientific American.

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

Fashion Magazines.