Culture Maven Pillows

Russia Divided Between the East and West

"We don't have knock-knock jokes on Christmas."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

In the Guru District

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"National security adviser"

Instructional guide to scribbling

"And this is our media room."

Danae's Career Plans: 'The major product manufactured today is punditry, so I'm honing my argumentative skills to work my way to the top of the blow hard industry..my goal is to become a spin ninja...'

'Do you realize that we're sitting in a prefabricated house, eating precooked dinners, and listening to Chris Matthews' opinions?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'It's a novel based on a movie adapted from a magazine article that was inspired by a video game.'

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'This one is for keeping 'On Message' in the spin wars.'

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Reporter #6: television.

The Freedom of the Press is Worth Fighting For!

Fifty shades of Leveson.

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I'm in the den, mom, reading the newspaper for my social studies class.'

"Okay, quote me. I'm on the record."

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."