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'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

The Cattle show Week.

Lady in Card Shop sees Sympathy Cards section with 'Bear Market', 'Falling Dollar' and 'Inflation' categories.

"This doesn't have anything to do with the falling price of oil, does it?"

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

"I was going to transmute it into gold, and then I read that the base metal market has made a remarkable recovery!"

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"You can't beat the prices of these big box retailers."

'I envy your metabolism.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Racing car drivers on their phones.

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Wall Street .

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"I'm a local craftsperson - I make money."

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

"Are you playing footsie with me?"

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

Curve in the road

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'He's serious about this no overtaking business.'

'I know it's not raining. A lot of my ex-clients have a tendency to spit at me.'

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