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"I spend so much time here at the office, I sold my home. Now I live in this RV in the parking lot."

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

"I'm camping out here until the new phone comes out."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"Textin’"

Cellphone Islands

Lego Haircut

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

"Accepting for..."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Man-mobile

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Spam traps on mobiles

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Mobile Phones

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

"I can't afford to lose my phone. I've assigned it talismanic properties."

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

Mobile

"I'm the smartest phone in my class."

'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'

Girl reads a book called Speed Texting For Everyday Use

"I can take or leave my nose ring, but it does seem to improve wifi reception."