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We'll be happy to admit you when you are off the phone.

"I spend so much time here at the office, I sold my home. Now I live in this RV in the parking lot."

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

"I'm camping out here until the new phone comes out."

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

"Textin’"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Cellphone Islands

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Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"My tweet about not caring about what is trending is now trending."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"I wish someone would come and turn the vibrating buzzer off on that mobile phone!"

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

"An appointment? Let's see... She could fit you in before breakfast TV, or after lunch on Radio Two, or between Radio Four afternoon and the Drive Home SHow..."

"Accepting for..."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"She leaked WHAT to the press?"

Man-mobile

Spam traps on mobiles

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

No, I don't have roaming service, I am the roaming service.

"I wonder how many Facebook likes I'll get."

"The doctor said I've got 'texter's slump'."

Mobile Phones

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'I realize that you're upset that Oprah hasn't reviewed your new book on her show. But you are on MY show, so why don't you tell us what inspired you to write 'Overcoming Disappointment and Resentment.''

Scratch 'n' sniff edition...

"You destination is around the next curve."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."