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"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

There's a popular new health spa down there. The endorphins are having a blast in aerobics. Antibodies are learning kickboxing and the adrenaline is getting some much needed relaxation in the yoga studio. The only problem is the water molecules. Everybody is concerned about them! What's wrong? They haven't been seen since they went into the sauna!

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Racing car drivers on their phones.

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

Curve in the road

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

'Surviving the workout is nothing compared to surviving the support group.'

Show Off

'He's serious about this no overtaking business.'

Lost glasses,

Magazine Section at Shops

"The new motivational posters have been unpopular, yet effective."

"Don't worry - our EV will win in the long run."

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza