Motor Mavens T-Shirts

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Bertha's: A bank that's more than a bank. It's also an insurance broker and a beauty parlor.

"I knew a breakfast meeting would be a mistake."

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Heyyy, don't worry about a thing. One more energy drink and I'll have you sliced and sutured in no time!

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Racing car drivers on their phones.

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

'If my phone is a smart phone, is your wall phone a dumb phone?'

'Boat thefts are up, so I invested in a bigger padlock.'

'Someday, I'm sure there will be a smaller, more mobile version.'

Mechanization of sugar cane harvesting

Curve in the road

'Would you mind throwing out some of your spare motorcycle parts? I'd like to park my car in the garage.'

A semi-automated coconut harvester.

Hand Drier - With Added Face Wash Feature

'Surviving the workout is nothing compared to surviving the support group.'

Show Off

'He's serious about this no overtaking business.'

Lost glasses,

Magazine Section at Shops

"The new motivational posters have been unpopular, yet effective."

"Don't worry - our EV will win in the long run."

Provisional Driving License - you are licensed to..Drive a motor car if accompanied..drive a moped..deliver pizza

'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'