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'It's from head office,we've all got to be Crypton tuned'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Which fashion magazine do you recommend?'

Punch Magazine - "You've got a circulation problem."

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

Who Wore It Best?

"Call me Ishmael."

Hog magazine with litters to the editor dept.

"It's 'Architectural Digest.' "

Leisure Editor

"These printers can be pretty self-righteous when they present their bills."

'U.S. Manufacturing'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Women's and men's magazines.

'Which? Covid-19 Variant' Guide.

"Tony and Stephanie are from Iowa."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

“It’s ok to leave the lid up at home but not on a submarine.”

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"Don't worry about being in your 40's - before you know it, you'll be in your 50's!"

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

A pack of icebergs out hunting

Shop manager drives digger to remove persistent magazine readers