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"Don't worry - our EV will win in the long run."

'He's serious about this no overtaking business.'

Racing car drivers on their phones.

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"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

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'U.S. Manufacturing'

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

strong man bends an iron bar

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I love strong coffee."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

'OBSOLETE: Any really expensive Heating & Air Conditioning system you bought last year.'

"Trigger Warning."

"My career in weight lifting has become a huge headache."

'It's rude to talk to someone with your sunglasses on - they can't see your . . er . . limpid pools of loveliness.'

I know, I know, you told me not to get a convertible!