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British international motorshow - 'Was that a car advert backfiring?'

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"Son, you're old enough now for The Talk: everything you need to know about compound interest."

'I think I know what the problem is!'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

Ice skater

"What old school? This is my life."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Man blending in to his chair is reading Optical Illusion Monthly magazine.

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Time to buy.'

GQ Magazine: Stay at Home Special.

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''